Ya'll Think it's Funny, but it Isn't

Last night, I poured my heart and soul into my post about the traumatic events that transpired one Easter. I'm glad to see that everyone thinks its funny. Okay, it really is funny, how many people were molested by the Easter Bunny? I'm probably in the minority here.
Let's just take the time to remember that I HATE people dressed up in costumes where I can't see their faces. Most people think that's funny until they see me freak out if there is a costumed figure near me.
The point of this post, don't joke with me about costumed people attacking me, don't wear costumes near me...unless you dress like the people in this picture. I want them to be my new best friends.
To be clear, I'm being very sarcastic when I write this. I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings when they read this. I really am scared shitless by people in costumes and I do want to be friends with the people in this picture, but beyond that, complete sarcasm.