Update

I just got a mass email from my sister that she sent to all my siblings. It seems that plans are underway for the Warnke Family Kickball game later this month. I can't wait. What started as a joke on my blog is something that my family is excited to do. Best of all, I'm supervising the endeavor. We still need a team to take us on, so you better start practicing. My team is going to be amazing. If you aren't up to playing against us, but want to lend support in other ways, feel free to make financial contributions. I'll give my address to anyone willing to cut me a check.
As far as my family, check your emails. You'll be getting an exercise schedule within the next few days. I want you fit and limber. This game will NOT be taken lightly.