Let's Get Naked

Summer is almost here, which makes me happy. With summer comes one of my favorite activities; swimming. I was invited to a pool opening party on Sunday and I can't wait.
To be honest, I'm a little nervous about the party. I went to the pool closing party in Oct, and it was fun. There was a bon fire, fire batons(I have cool friends), and alcohol. Unfortunately for me, I had a little too much to drink that night and decided it would be a good idea to join everyone for the ritual skinny dipping.
Skinny dipping in itself isn't too bad. I won't lie and say that was the first time I had done it. In fact, it probably wasn't even the 10th time I'd gone skinny dipping. I've done it many times in my life. The problem arises when someone suggests that we should have a diving contest. That's right folks, naked diving, and I was all for it.
I realize just how trashy this post is making me sound. I'm honestly not, I just loose my sense of judgment when I drink sometimes. I am a good diver though. My mom used to do synchronized swimming when she was in college and taught me the proper way to dive when I was a wee one. I had to do the diving contest.
Once again, I'm not trashy. I did a backwards dive so only my bum was facing everyone watching. The point is, when I go to LPG's pool opening party on Sunday, I beg of those of you there, don't let me drink. If I do, don't let me skinny dip, and if I do the aforementioned, don't let me participate in the diving contest.