TomKat no more

Who would have thought that a May/December romance that conveniently began while the "love birds" were promoting their blockbuster movies(both of which suck by the way) wouldn't last. Maybe it was the cult he forced her to join, or his educated comments on national television about anti-depressants, or possibly the awkwardly forced displays of affection they felt the need to force on us every time we were unfortunate enough to have to see a picture of the two of them. Katie, listen to me. Forget the child support. I'm sure Dawson's Creek has paid you enough to live comfortably. Do the world a favor and do him in. Don't worry, I'm sure Brooke Shields will pay for your lawyers. The world will be eternally grateful to you as well.