My Very Special Day

There's cause for celebration in the world today. Nine months until my birthday. For all of you who still don't see the association, that means that I was conceived on this day 25 years ago. Okay, I probably wasn't really since the human gestation period isn't really 9 months exactly, and I was born about a week after my due date, but this is the easiest way to celebrate. I'd like to thank my parents for deciding to have sex on that night. The world is a much better place as a result. Happy Conception Day to me!