A Cheap Buzz

I love how caffeine affects me. I gave up soda when I was in high school. I'll probably drink about 2 sodas over the course of a year. Since I don't drink coffee, tea, or anything with high caffeine content on a regular basis, it's always a treat when I indulge.

I was exhausted today at work. I decided to drink a Mountain Dew to get through the day. I hate soda. It has the same consistency of syrup. It does wonders for me though.

After one can of Mountain Dew, I felt like I had drank a few beers. The combination of the caffeine rush mixed with the dehydration it causes, makes me feel light and happy. Everything becomes funny, and I'm bouncing off the walls.

I think everyone I work with hates me when I drink soda. Today was no exception. I was running everywhere, trying to do as many things as I possibly could at once, all while making stupid jokes that no one but me found funny. Please don't ever let me drink soda again.