Fab Abs

Two posts in one night. Yes, I've been drinking. It's been a long day, and my life sucks. Oh how I hate people right now. I won't even begin to go into that right now though.
At rehearsal tonight, I found out that I have to be topless in at least one scene. That's right, I have 2 weeks to get myself into shape. Just add that to the stress of not knowing what to do for my character in this show.
Funny as it sounds, it isn't. I hate my body more then anything, and would rather stick needles into my eyes that have to show my stomach and chest. I was told a few weeks ago that I would be topless in this scene, but since I'm coming through a trapdoor during the song, I didn't think my entire upper body would be exposed. Well, it is.
After I found this out, I spent time doing crunches in the aisles between the seats, doing cardio, and chair pushups. For the next 2 weeks, I'm going to eat nothing but boiled chicken. I've decided to allow myself to drink whatever I want, because, well, I think I'll need it.
You may think I don't have the will power to pull this off, but come opening night, I'm going to look somewhat presentable.