Ouch!!
I just wrote a long detailed post about what happened, but my stupid computer froze before I could publish it, so now I have to write it again. I'll give the short version.
I was attacked by a cat at work today. He grabbed my wrist with his claws so I couldn't pull my hand away without slitting my wrist and bit me three times.
My hand is swollen about 2 times its normal size and I can't use it for anything right now. I also am on antibiotics in hopes it won't get all infected and fall off or something. I need a new job.
posted by equippedtofascinate @ 9:36 PM
8 comments
8 Comments:
dammit, scott... how are you supposed to jack-off now? good thing you're flexible. now those pesky feet come in handy.
(i'm a jerk because i love you)
its the left hand paul, he should be fine. p.s, i hate animals,and this would be one of the reasons why. hope that hand is healed by the time i home again... i like two hands with mine. (jk)
Wait, so you just let the cat attack because you knew not to pull away? I would have freaked out and flung my hand around the room. I don't do well in emergency situations.
Geez scott! what are you doing?! Stop trying to make cats DO things and they wont attack you! *wink*
No means no, how many times do i have to tell you that?
If I could do things like that with my feet, I would be the biggest porn star ever and wouldn't live in Michigan anymore Paul.
scott, i lost rob's address he gave me. do you have it?
Awwww. I had a a chihuaha (how do you spell that) um, one of those damn tacobell lookin talks clamp its chompers down on my hand once. I was painting its nails. I guess I deserved it. That shit hurt!
Puss isn't evil. Damn you for suggesting that about Calvin
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