Could you wait?

I'm not one to pass judgment on people with gas, I let loose all the time. It's when people crap their pants that I draw the line.

I was waiting in line at Meijer today. Of course the holiday season is approaching, so I was waiting for awhile. I was finally the next person in line, when I smelled something. The person behind me left the line as soon as I smelled it. My first thought was that he farted, but the smell was way too strong for it to have only been a little toot.

Most people would have moved to a different line, seeing as how I was gagging by this point, but it was almost my turn and I figured it would start to air out right away. It didn't. I beg everyone; if you have to poo, use a toilet, not the checkout lane, especially when I'm in line in front of you.